What is the NV Rating? Well, we’re glad you asked. Have you been to place where they check you for guns and knives before you go in. Yeah, we give those places NV ratings. It measures the likelihood of you getting stabbed, shot or physically mangled by the end of the night. The NV rating is on a scale of…. I don’t know, let’s say from 3 to 14. Who cares what scale we use. If we mention the NV rating in any post, Please just skip the place.